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Prior to her trip to Texas , Carol (a blonde chick from NYC ), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country: 
1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Q.
2.. She wanted to take in a real bona fide rodeo...
And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy. 
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have Texas beef to die for, and when they bar-b-q it, the taste is unbelievable!' 
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...Those guys wrestle full grown bulls!
They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It's just incredible!'
Then came the big question,
'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets I changed my mind!' 
 
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Comment by Roddin EH on August 2, 2012 at 1:52pm

Josh....Loud & Clear. Just a little pinch between the cheek and gums !!

Comment by Joshua on August 2, 2012 at 1:19pm

YOU HEAR ME....

Comment by Sonia Smile on August 1, 2012 at 9:59am

Poor girl, didn't know what she missed!

Comment by Elian Chen on August 1, 2012 at 1:11am

how crazy u r

Comment by Trent Golden on July 31, 2012 at 4:36pm

As someone originally from Texas, I approve this message

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