Olympic Highlights
Must admit that the closing ceremoies was very impressive. Very star studded but how about these beauties:
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the last Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I Speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the Wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Comment by KēYánRénYuán on August 15, 2012 at 10:20am -
@Kris. In London, 'summer' is a relative term.
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Comment by Kris on August 14, 2012 at 10:08pm -
Wait wait wait... there's a summer Olympics?
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Comment by Tamagono on August 14, 2012 at 6:20pm -
Oh my goodness ... this reminded me of friend's name Fungme. Say that fast couple times.
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Comment by Seán on August 14, 2012 at 12:43pm -
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Comment by Tony Bailey on August 14, 2012 at 10:22am -
Cheers, some good examples there of what it the UK we would term "Colemanballs" named after famed British commentator David Coleman by Pritate Eye magazine. Now referred to as Commentatorballs...they've published 12 compilations between 1982 and 2010 taken from their weekly satirical magazine.
Here's their latest ones:
"It’s not often you get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.” NICK DEMPSEY Radio 5 Live “I never dreamed I would be the flagbearer. So, yeah, it’s a dream come true.” CHRIS HOY BBC News Channel “...and today, at the Olympics, we have the men’s cockless fours.” NEWSREADER Jazz FM “That performance has left us speechless. Let’s talk about it.” ANDY JAMESON BBC1 “But it might not be Usain Bolt’s body but his mind that’s the problem, said the Jamaican team’s head doctor.” KEME NZEREM C4
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