iFuck....
I've never been robbed, I've never been mugged, but last night some cunt stole my phone outta my pocket in a club whilst I was sipping champagne, ha ha.
The only thing I've ever lost is my Virginity.
This was the second thing I've ever lost.
Hope you're happy with my phone, ya iCunt.
BTW, the password to my phone is.......Go Fuck Yourself.
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Comment by Seán on April 2, 2013 at 3:00pm -
Oh, don't bring back the memories, cry, cry, cry, ha ha
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Comment by Seán on November 20, 2012 at 1:13pm
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I think most people would understand the word "Cunt" and even if he didn't speak English, I'm sure Mr Google T. Ranslate Jr would assist him in his quest to work out whether he was a Cunt or Not!
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Comment by Ray's Crazy on November 20, 2012 at 2:07am -
"Comment by Seán on August 5, 2012 at 12:49pm
Ah well Rodders, I have "Find my iPhone" installed on it and set it up on my missus' phone last night. I've been sending him messages with a simple "Cunt" all night and this morning, ha ha"
you sure all cuntonese precisely comprehend ? :P
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Comment by Seán on August 16, 2012 at 1:57am
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Bubbles.....true story.....when I was about 16 I was hanging out in Paris for the 3rd time in my life. I was hanging out with this French female friend and we were taking a shortcut down a side street, the Rue de Verneuil....when suddenly she took off like Usain Bolt. I was like WTF and Where TF is she off to?
She was chasing a car like she was a Sheepdog chasing Car Tyres in motion....
From a distance, I saw her hug the guy getting out of the car, whilst his bodyguards asked him if it was ok?
By the time I caught up, he was saying "ok, ok, ok" and she finally released him from her grip.
She turned around to me and said "shake his hand FFS".
I did....not knowing who he was. She told me it was "Serge Gainsbourg". I was like Who TF was he?
As we walked numerous arrondissements of Paris, she tried to sing every song he'd ever composed....
Finally we got to a beautiful Cafe across the road from Père Lachaise and after she ordered a coffee and I ordered a 1664, she got some change and put his most famous song on the Jukebox (yes, it's that long ago....they had Jukebox's).
Suddenly, I was like.....why didn't you say "Je t'aime... moi non plus"?
Fuck yeah.....I know that song says me............Oh I see.....I just met "him". Cool says I!
Attached is his Graffiti ridden house. It looks exactly like I remember it.....
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Comment by Bubbles on August 16, 2012 at 12:58am -
would you sleep with me tonight. lol.. i think it is your deep accent that worked..not your wording .
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Comment by Seán on August 15, 2012 at 12:30am
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Bubbles.....I didn't have a password at "that" time, but I happened to bump into a beautiful 18 year old French woman when I was a "young-in" and I said to her in a deep Serge Gainsbourg accent......"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
That WORDing seemed to PASS the test....
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Comment by Bubbles on August 14, 2012 at 8:07pm
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did you have a password to your stolen virginity back then?? what was it?? LOL
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Comment by Roddin EH on August 8, 2012 at 8:46am -
Big or small, thick or thin, a lil KY will get it in !!
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Comment by KēYánRénYuán on August 7, 2012 at 4:59pm -
@Rodney. It's good to see you've taken photos of your own stash and posted it here. It's also good to see you're using an original product unlike me and not the fake KY jelly.
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Comment by Seán on August 7, 2012 at 4:55pm
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Ha ha, ya I guess a lot of people could get KēYánRénYuán confused with KY Jelly, if we're lazy to type KēYánRénYuán completely.
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