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Herb works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Herb! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Herb. "He's in my bowling league…