How to annoy someone without making him/her HATE you but enough twisted?
Here are some suggestions from the web:
1.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
3. Name your dog "Dog.
4. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
5. Drum on every available surface.
6. Mow your lawn with scissors.
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
8. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
9. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
10.Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Ok the real question is How to Annoy Someone in the Forum Here?
(mind the consequences...)
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