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How to annoy someone without making him/her HATE you but enough twisted?

 

Here are some suggestions from the web:

 

1.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

3. Name your dog "Dog.

4. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

5. Drum on every available surface.

6. Mow your lawn with scissors.

7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 

8. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
9. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

10.Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

 

Ok the real question is How to Annoy Someone in the Forum Here?

 

(mind the consequences...)

 

Here we go_

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Stand in the center of the metro door without budging when people are trying to get on and off.
That works for me! I hate that!
I have many of them. But hope not to offend... here is one...

When "SOME" see a foreigner, they STARE intensely at him or her. Look in awe. As though they have never seen another person outside your own race. Then they keep staring. If you are in a grocery store they look in a foreigners grocery basket as though they can't believe they are buying food!
That totally works for a foreigner! as for the Chinese, you can turn around and say in fluent Chinese: “看什么看,没见过帅哥(美女)啊?” "What are you staring, never seen a handsome(beauty)?"
That can make them stunned!
看什么看。王八蛋.。。。。.呵呵 。。。 kan shenme kan .. wang ba dan
But you are like a ''westerner'' (in your speaking style, life style, way of thinking, etc) as you have claimed... so you probably want to say '' take a picture, it lasts longer'' next time since it's very ''western".

I personally prefer '' take a picture it will last longer'' (to ''what are you staring at? Never seen a beauty before?") Just in case the other person replys with '' I'm just stunned by how ugly your face is".
Foreign guys are flabbergasted that J. is such a drop dead gorgeous.

Where's Dory?
Is she really or can I read "sarcasm" in this post?
I don't know her. I take her words for it.
Besides you are a foreign guy, you tell me if you are stunned by her beauty.
Never seen her.
May need the Pīn yīn on that one!
Hmm...Frank, it seems you are the person who got annoyed! lol

Ok here it goes:" Kan shen me kan, mei jian guo shuai ge (mei nv) a? "
(Tones: 4 2 2 4, 2 4 4 4 1 (2 2) 0?)

Try it next time and post up ur story!

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