I need a Girlfriend...

I need a girlfriend, no criteria.

go for an ice cream, lunch, dinner, walk in the park...

Ok, cant wait to hear from you!

Permalink Reply by Ross on September 8, 2008 at 12:14am: I know a mini-dachs called Mary, she'd love to do that...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by xiao on September 8, 2008 at 12:20am: laughing.

is she a sort?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by xiao on September 8, 2008 at 12:21am: are u hanging out the back of it?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ross on September 8, 2008 at 12:23am: Sorry, Gareth.
I just remembered she thinks she is a man...

but if you are still interested, I might be able to fix it..; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by xiao on September 8, 2008 at 12:30am: if its not broken , dont fix it.

men are alright for drinking with, I mean real men... English men who dont dance, swear, drink like no tomorrow, only ever refer to friends girlfriends as "your bird", talk football like its politics, throw up as a tactic during a session, have multiple uses for the word Cunt, use the term 'fucking' to utilise thinking time during a sentence....

you get the idea Ross, Im sure youre intelligent.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ross on September 8, 2008 at 12:36am: Yep, I went to school with them, and when I go home they seem to think I hooked up with a bird from Hanoi, and spend my weekends driving from Osaka to Hong Kong, and I must have been well proud when Becks kicked the ball in Seoul....; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ross on September 8, 2008 at 12:44am: I think you take it down coal mines...
But I'm not sure..; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Cting Chen on September 8, 2008 at 1:15am: your horse……hell……; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Karol on September 8, 2008 at 12:34am: just read that one I NEED A BF
i need a victim.
will post a discussion soon.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by xiao on September 8, 2008 at 12:38am: ok, lets not digress from the point in hand...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ross on September 8, 2008 at 1:03am: It's called having a laugh.

Ping pong jokes with both parties walking away with a smile!

Taking the michael doesn't have to be rude

:); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by xiao on September 8, 2008 at 1:34am: i know, im just getting slighty edgy about the lack of skirt.; ▶ Reply to This

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