"let me rephrase:
In response to your question: I'll be there next weekend if that counts.
Additionally, why are you asking? Are you looking for someone to bring you back some discount clothes? (hint hint potential suitors!) "
"Arlright I've been with a girl which did plastic surgery before, I mean implants, it does look nice but the touch of it still feel like plastic! So not really a big fan of it, after I can totally understand why some people does it, like noise,…"
"This was intended as a joke mostly intended for mountain dew drinkers. Hopefully the best jokes are the ones that have to be explained.
I would also not sincerely recommend killing another human being but it is interesting that you are more…"